Shakespeare was a fag

"Blessed day your highness",Shakespeare muttered. "I request your permission too write the biggest load of shit and have people read it for hundreds of years. I don´t want people to understand it, for I fuck ragged monkeys behind your barn."Permission granted, now come have me a mouthful", agreed the king.


Yes, fuck you Shakespeare! I would of loved passing English in the 11th grade. Faggot.

Self constructed comic of the day

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The direct spawn of mischief

Jeezuz is my friend

Chacho of the day

Clearly, not to be fuckt with...

Epic pic of the day

Nun hitting a bong. Jeeezuz dude.
Submitted by: dark lord666

Moron...

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Epic pic of the day

Drop us your epic pics at dudejeezuz@gmail.com, and it will be entered for the "Epic pic of the day". Cool thing is, you add us a msg with your pic, and if you are the lucky fucker winning, your msg will be displayed, no questions asked. Eg: You know your dad watches the blog regularly, and he was total dick to u recently, and you want to get back at him. Submit your epic pic, and a sentence or 2, something like:"Yo dad, eat a dick motherfukr".

And don´t go being a twat, writing me a fukin book. Lets keep it at a 50 word limit.

Jeezzzzuz dude

Well this is fukin disappointing...

God´s greatest gift to earth

These guys aren´t to be fuckt with

coolest word in modern language

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chachos&defid=6223038

1. Chachos

a Group of bad-ass motherfuckin guys, that don't take shit from no one. They usually hunt in pairs of 3. It is said that they posses powers beyond human understanding.
Them chachos are the shit!!!!1!

Thumbz fukin up

Then jeezuz said: "Thou shall not wear socks with flip-flops." Mosses ignored this, for he was opening the sea and shit.